A “Chronicle of Higher Education” Expose! Kinky Sex and the English (of course) Professor!


I could retell the story of Associate Professor Lisa Chavez, the English Department’s resident dominatrix at the University of New Mexico. It’s the tale of a poor creative writing teacher who, post-divorce, turns to phone sex to raise quick cash for the mortgage payment. Phone sex soon turns to sadomasochistic photo shoots with lowly graduate students.

The story reaches its crisis when the departmental chair discovers how Professor Chavez aka Mistress Jade, “a stern teacher ready to punish unruly students,” has been supplementing her niggardly salary. When confronted with her unseemly behavior, the professor/mistress had a ready defense: DISCRIMINATION! You are discriminating against me because I am Hispanic! Because I am bixsexual!

But if I told you this story, you might think I was embellishing a boring and predictable tale of intra-departmental warfare of the kind English Departments everywhere have made their signature strife. So I am urging you to go to the source and read Chronicle yourself. You won’t be sorry you did.

And when we're done conjugating verbs, we can....

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9 thoughts on “A “Chronicle of Higher Education” Expose! Kinky Sex and the English (of course) Professor!

  1. I am surprised she did not claim discrimination against PART-TIME faculty, a group now among the most down-trodden since the huddled masses showed up on the shoreline.

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