Dear Diary,

I am so confused. All of a sudden Barack doesn’t like my BFFs.

Me on September 21 with my best friends.

Me on September 29 trying to target some new friends.

I don’t know what to do. I didn’t find any new BFF at that store Barack made me go to. I was so sad I even forgot I had a cart for my bags.

Maybe if Barack sees how happy I am with my real BFFs and how sad I am looking for new BBFs, he’ll let me go back to my old rock-hard friendships.

Anyway, sometimes I think Barack doesn’t always remember what he tells me anyway. Some days he really, really likes my BFFs. Then when somebody takes our picture, he looks at it and gets all mad. He says my BFFs are not the right class for me to be friends with, and that I should put our friendship on ice for a year or so.

What should I do???

Love,

Michelle